I didn't get tagged, but I found this on my new matey
's page, so I thought I'd pick up the baton and do it, because I always felt I could be quite retarded overall, so let's see
[x] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
[x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.
[ ] I have choked on my own spit.
[x] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. (1 and 2 I get, but no.3 I still don't get why they'd end it with such a shitty finale!! Such a sucky last film to a trilogy I've never known! I mean what about that utter %£$&*^ sunset?? What the f*ck was that all aboot?! The Wachowski Bros owe us all an explaination!!)
[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
[x] I have accidentally caught something on fire. (and sometimes deliberately too
)
[ ] I've told a cop to feck off and gotten screwed for it.
[ ] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
[x] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.
[x] I've caught myself drooling.
[x] I've accidentally caused an explosion. (and again deliberately lol!)
[x] If someone says the word "fart", I can't help but laugh. (depends on context but mostly
)
[x] I've turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.
[x] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out...
[x] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow. (if you dislocate certain joints
)
[ ] I just tried to lick my elbow. (I'm not that fond of dislocating my joints!)
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me. (sometimes before I've said anything!!)
[ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".
[x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking. (I thought it said "
guns have accidentally fallen out of my
coat/pockets while talking" so I ticked it
[ ] I've used my fingers to do simple math.
[x] I've jumped off a moving vehicle. (often between 10 and 40 mph)
[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less. (c'mon! That's only about £2.70 something in sterling! Wouldn't you want at least a tenner!)
[x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important. (always)
[ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't. (the people who post them should be scared of what I'll do lol)
[x] I've done something really stupid while I was drunk. (message me if you want a list, I have at least 25 in my top-most stupid things done whilst drunk list
)
[ ] I lost words often...and forget what I'm gonna say and choked most of the time.
[x] I shouted weird catchphrases often and dunno what it means.. and people thought I'm weird. (Actually usually there's one person in the room who get it, the rest just look at me wierd!)
[x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
[ ] I accidently break a lot of things.
[ ] My friends know not to use big words around me.
[ ] My friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at.
[ ] I have slow reaction. U know like...washing my hands TEN MINUTES AFTER I thought about washing my hands
[x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about. (only occasionally though - usually alcohol related
)
[ ] I've fallen out of my chair before. (doesn't count, my chair collapsed
NO! I'm not overweight!)
[ ] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
Total score [19!] So I'm 57% reatrded, but for different reasons
if you can be arsed do it, tis funny
Once you get your answer multiply by three and repost as "I'm ___% retarded"
Righty, I don't always tag, but I'm in a fun mood today s I'm gonna give people some misery
I tag....:
AND anyone else who cares to do it for fun! Look forward to seeing some.
(ps: I just realised that if all of these apply to you, that means you are 105% retarded
)
Apologies (again)
Not Impressed
so w00t there, unfortunately, I won't be able to show any of you gusy the beautiful stuff I get to shoot at work as the company I am employed by retains all the copyright and expressly forbids the use of work in portfolios as it presents a "conflict of interest".
where I saw One Step Behind (a great Madness tribute band), the legendary Chas 'n' Dave, the ULTIMATE Lionel Richie (whose new album quite rocks btw) and of course, the BBC concert orchestra. Nothing gets me quite as patriotic and excited as thousands of people waving union jacks and singing "God Save The Queen" and "Jerusalem" up and down the country. I actually decided as a result as well to go and see Lionel Richie in concert at some point - he was truly awesome. Looking forward to it ~
